Things I Say

Pablo insists that I add a page about things I say. Sometimes I agree, it's funny; sometimes I don't. I hope you enjoy them:

"Dr. Pepper titties."

For some context: I received a drink, and it was overfilled. I went to take a sip out of the straw and the drink spilled all over my boobs. 

"Here eat some chocolate. It's good for you after sex, just like it's good for you after a Dementor attack."

Wish I knew magic.

"A light switch cannot be left in the middle, it must be switched on or off. We have to give our all, or nothing at all in order to truly make a difference in our world."